Steven Seagal: Lawman
You can now add “reality show star” to Seagal’s already impressive resume which includes enviromentalist, musician, akaido master, Buddhist god, beverage designer and, of course, action star. Apparently Seagal has been a fully commissioned Sheriff’s deputy down in Louisiana. The department says he’s an expert marksman and teaches the SWAT team firearm techniques and hand to hand combat and the show is going to follow him around as he fights crime. There are no words for how awesome this is going to be.