Crime is the disease, and these Videos are the Cure.
Get ready to get your maximum daily allowance of ass kicking as we watch one man army Marion Cobretti take down the New Order.
Trailer:
video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LO1w_tXr_0
It’s not the 80’s until there’s a montage and here’s Cobra’s bizarre one, with Robert Tepper’s “Angel of the City”:
video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gigx66JCGT4
Cobra has to take down a maniac who has taken hostages in a supermarket:
video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5fUOxPyt5U
Sometimes something is so bad ass you can’t begin to comprehend it, take Cobra’s domestic life for instance:
video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=401K11ux_TI
Cobra gets involved with a high octane car chase:
video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjYE-CTMcv8
Cobra has an unconventional way of dealing with assholes:
video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2tTrCeKfJI
Some of the great quotes from Cobra:
video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbiP2dyOLho
Cobra has to deal with a gang of bikers attacking the hotel safe house:
video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2qiUs3kYu4
Stallone schools us with some 80’s crime facts:
video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTB1TjtKkks
Cobra tracks the Night Slasher to an abandoned spark factory for the final battle:
video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfUbcljVmJ0
So that’s pretty much all the videos I was able to find, be sure to check out I-Mockery’s hilarious review of Cobra that we mentioned on the podcast. You can find it here: