The original Conan launched the career of our patron saint, Arnold Schwarzenegger, so the remake has some big shoes to fill. Is it a worthy remake or should it have been cut in half with a broadsword?

Maybe… you’ll end up like me. A hobo with a shotgun.

A super slow week for new releases but there is the Jason Statham movie Blitz, released in theaters in the UK but arrives direct to DVD here in the US.

Robert Tepper + Sly Stallone= Driving montage gold as proven by Rocky IV and by this scene from Cobra.

With all the new releases doing terribly, the door was left open for The Help to flip flop with Rise of the Planet of the Apes to become the number one movie in it’s second week.

Thanks to Hulu, you can watch the single most insane Nicolas Cage performance ever as Eddie in the Michael Biehn, con artist movie Deadfall.

After the disappointing cinematic debut of the demon vigilante, Marvel has let Crank directors Neveldine & Taylor go crazy with the Ghost Rider sequel and it looks awesome.

Gerard Butler stars in Machine Gun Preacher, based on the true story of reformed bike Sam Childers, who became a missionary and crusader in Sudan.

A bunch of new movies out this weekend, including a couple of updates to some 80’s classics.

“Hey, why am I Mr. Pink?”