The 6th Annual Kick Ass Awards
It’s that time again as Everything Action honors the best and worst from the past year of movies and unlike a certain other set of movie awards *cough* Oscars *cough*, we honor movies you have actually seen and care about. What will be the Kick Ass Movie of the Year and who will win the coveted Ass Kicker of the Year award? Read on to find out.
Most Criminal Use of a Mad Man Cast Member: Sucker Punch
Best Use of Magic Hats: The Adjustment Bureau
Best Cameo: Wolverine in X-Men: First Class
Most Disgusting Characters in a Kids Movie: Rango
Most Unnecessary Use of 3D: Dolphin Tale
Best PSA for Drug Use: Limitless
Best Alien Invasion: Battle: Los Angeles
Most Reverent of Nerd Culture: Paul
Best Score: The Chemical Brothers’ Hanna Score
Best Soundtrack: Drive
Most Weirdly Ambitious Stoner Movie: Your Highness
At Least You Have Italy Award: Dylan Dog: Dead of Night
Best Marvel Movie: Captain America: The First Avenger
Best Fight Scene: The Rock vs Vin Diesel in Fast Five
Best Fucking R Rated Comedy: Horrible Bosses
Franchise that Should Probably End: Pirates of the Caribbean
Best Horrible Endangerment of Children: Super 8
Best and Most Creative Jake Gyllenhaal Deaths: Source Code
Most Bloodthirsty Childhood Hero: Optimus Prime
Best Revisionist Moon History: Transformers: Dark of the Moon
Best Supporting Muppet: 80’s Robot
Dumbest Reason for an Alien Invasion: Gold in Cowboys & Aliens
Worst Franchise Reboot: Conan the Barbarian
Most Glaring Continuity Error: A USB thumb drive turning into a 3.5 inch floppy in Colombiana
Most Inaccurate Title: Abduction
Best Mustaches: Killer Elite
Most Likely to Create Germaphobes: Contagion
Most Unnecessary Prequel: The Thing
Concept that Probably Deserves a Better Movie: Time as Currency in In Time
Drunkest Warlord: King Hyperion in Immortals
Awesomest Stunt: The Burj Khalifa Climb in Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol
Person Most Likely to be Killed Without His Dog: TinTin
Who Finds the Found Footage? Award: Paranormal Activity 3
Creepiest Neighbor: Colin Farrell as Jerry in Fright Night
If It Ain’t Broke, Don’t Fix It Award: Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows
Most Surprisingly Threatening: Ryan Gosling in Drive
Worst Scientific Breakthrough: James Franco’s Alzheimer’s Cure in Rise of the Planet of the Apes
Lincoln Hawks Memorial Over the Top Award: Drive Angry 3D
Direct to DVD Award Powered by Steven Seagal Lightning Energy: Assassination Games
Jason Statham Award for Excellence in Stathaming: The Mechanic
Ass Kicker of the Year: Magneto (Michael Fassbender) in X-Men: First Class
Kick Ass Movie of the Year: Captain America: The First Avenger
