Action Hero of the Week: Gary Johnston
Name: Gary Johnston
Occupation: Broadway actor/Team America master of disguise
Family: Brother (killed by gorillas)
Allies: Lisa, Joe, Sarah, Chris, Spottswoode, I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E.
Enemies: Kim Jong Il, Film Actors Guild, terrorists
Weapon(s) of Choice: Mp5s, karate, acting
Body Count: 6
Memorable Quote: “We’re dicks! We’re reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole”
See Gary in Action:
