Danny Trejo trying to save his soul by killing the men who betrayed him, led by Anthony Michael Hall, for the Devil, played by Mickey Rourke? Shut up and take my money.

“You eyeballing my piece, 50 Cent? You wanna go?”

San Diego is a hot bed for crime and terrorism but fortunately the National Terrorism Strike Force:San Diego:Sports Utility Vehicle team is on the job, led by Trent Hauser.

There’s a ton more TV seasons coming out this week so you can catch up before the new seasons start, a cult classic on blu ray and our Pick of the Week, Spartacus: Vengeance.

Steven Seagal and Steve Austin are black ops partners who must stop a group of mercenaries who attack the military prison they are set to help decomission in the upcoming action movie, Maximum Conviction.

The top 12 movies combined made $51 million, so that gives you an idea of how horrible all the movies did this weekend at the box office, even two week champ, The Possession.

Rick Springfield must use his musical prowess to distract his alien oppressors and lead a slave revolt in the mini movie that is the music video for “Bop ‘Til you Drop”.

A bunch of pilots are set into various stages of development, some big deals in streaming video on youtube and Amazon and G4 is no more.

The latest addition to the long list of sequels that both should not exist and are coming out a ridiculous amount of time after the original is A Christmas Story 2, which finds teenage Ralphie hoping for a car for Christmas.

In case you were in denial that we are in the doldrums of the post Summer movie season, the two new movies this week have a combined Rotten Tomatoes freshness of just barely over 25%