Tim Burton and Johnny Depp’s latest collaboration is a reimagining of the cult 60’s gothic soap opera, Dark Shadows, which finds Depp as Barnabas Collins, a vampire from the 1750’s who finds himself in the 1970’s with his descendants.

The only big movie coming out this weekend is the remake of 21 Jump Street, which is getting surprisingly good reviews.

This week on the Everything Actioncast, Zach, Chris and Joe discuss Lethal Weapon 3, the insanity of Al Pacino in Jack & Jill, MTV’s failed Spider-Man cartoon, John Carter, Nicolas Cage’s stolen Superman comic, a bunch of New Releases and much more.

“I don’t know what it is about your face,
[holds up fist] but I just wanna deliver one of these right in your suck hole.”

Bombing at the box office this weekend, John Carter isn’t a terrible movie. It has some great special effects and action but the plot and attempts to explain hundreds of pages of mythology bogs it down considerably.

Raised like a dog by a vicious loan shark, Danny reveals his amazing martial arts every time he’s “unleashed” and eventually uses his skills to defend his adopted family.

A bunch of Oscar nominees are coming to Blu Ray and DVD this week including Pick of the Week, The Adventures of Tintin.

Four minutes of pure, Christopher Walken fueled joy are what await you when you check out the music video for Fatboy Slim’s “Weapon of Choice”.

The question of how terrible John Carter was going to perform has been answered and the answer is: pretty damn terrible.

The key ingredient of any good action movie is an awesome death for the main villain. Getting comeuppance for all the shit they’ve put our hero through over the course of the movie is usually the highlight of the movie and we’re giving our picks for the ten most elaborate, gruesome and unusual deaths of villains in action movie history