This week on the show, Zach, Chris and Joe kick things right off with a tangent about Jackie Chan before getting into The River, the dangers of spelunking with rich people, casting suggestions for the Twisted Metal movie, the awesome Abe Linclon: Vampire Hunter trailer, the serious business of jousting, The Perfect Weapon and much more.

“Yeah, I heard of him. Didn’t he play hockey for the fucking Red Wings?”

Rick Grimes has reluctantly become the leader of the small group of survivors in the post zombie apocalypse of The Walking Dead.

Who better to spend Valentine’s Day with than Beavis and Butthead?

The always welcome bad ass side of Denzel Washington is in full effect in Safe House, which, while it doesn’t do anything original, is still a solid action movie.

You may not recognize the name but you will definitely recognize the music of orchestral/electronic group E.S. Posthumus, whose music has appeared in a number of movie trailers and TV shows.

From the director of Wanted and Tim Burton comes the untold story of Abraham Lincoln’s secret war against vampires with Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter.

Boosted by Valentine’s Day, The Vow took the top spot at the box office this weekend but the other new releases had solid openings as well.

This edition, The Lone Gunmen are shocked to find out that a hyper intelligent chimp has e-mailed them to ask for their help in his escape from the lab he’s trapped in.

The absurdist comedy sketch duo from Adult Swim come back for their first feature length film. Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly guest.