The Asylum recently took over Twitter again for the even more insane Sharknado 2 on SyFy but to capitalize on The Expendables 3, they are unleashing an all-star team of ass kicking women with Mercenaries.  When Brigitte Nielsen (in the JCVD role of Expendables 2) and her terrorists kidnap an important government official, Cynthia Rothrock(!!) recruits a squad of elite operatives, including Zoe Bell, Kristanna Loken and Vivica A Fox to go and rescue the official and stop the terrorists.   Unlike other Asylum movies, the cast is actually pretty awesome and the action looks like they actually gave the movie a budget, so it might actually be worth checking out next week when it hits theaters (yes, theaters) and VOD on August 8th.