The 10th Annual Kick Ass Awards
With the Oscars coming up this weekend, it’s time once again for the awards that actually matter, Everything Action’s Kick Ass Awards, celebrating the best and worst of 2015 in film. Which movie will win the coveted Kick Ass Movie of the Year? Read on to find out (*Spoiler Warning*)
Best Liam Neeson Movie: Run All Night
Worst Use of Hacking: Blackhat
Most Surprisingly Bad Ass: Colin Firth in Kingsman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXB6slJSbL4
Best Out of Nowhere Dance Sequence: Ex Machina
Most Insane Performance by an Oscar Winner: Eddie Redmayne in Jupiter Ascending
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNcgOSKcYDg
Most Negligent Use of Ground Breaking Technology: Chappie
Just Watch “Re-Animator” Award: The Lazarus Effect
Best Skewering of Slasher Movie Cliches: The Final Girls
Worst Attempt to be Liam Neeson: Sean Penn in The Gunman
Best PSA Against Teen Sex: It Follows
Best Character Send Off: Brian O’Connor in Furious 7
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EptTFgqnPE
Best Fight: Statham vs The Rock in Furious 7
Sassiest Villain: Ultron in Age of Ultron
Best Dramatic Peformance by an Action Legend: Stallone in Creed (Runner Up: Schwarzenegger in Maggie)
Best Vehicular Mayhem: Mad Max: Fury Road
Best Old School Violence (and BMX biking): Turbo Kid
Most Weirdly Preachy Movie: Tomorrowland and the Loss of Optimism
Scene That Could Have Been the Whole Movie: Statham Describing his Spy Career in Spy
Biggest Emotional Gut Punch: Bing Bong’s Sacrfice in Inside Out
Most Terrifyingly Mysterious Character: Benicio Del Toro in Sicario
Worst Remake: Point Break (Runner Up: Poltergeist)
Best Old School Disaster Movie: San Andreas
Best Dinosaur Battle: The Climax of Jurassic World
Most Convoluted Time Travel Plot: Terminator Genisys
Best Superhero Heist Movie: Ant-Man
Best Insanely Dangerous Stunt by Tom Cruise: Hanging off an airplane in MI: Rogue Nation
Worst Use of Video Games: Pixels
Worst Cameo: Chevy Chase in Vacation
Franchise That Just Needs to Go Back to Marvel: Fantastic Four
Most Stylish Movie: Man from UNCLE
Worst Travel Advertisement: No Escape
Worst Attempt to Reboot a Franchise: Hitman: Agent 47
Franchise That Needs to End: Taken
Best Mustache: Kevin Bacon in Cop Car
Best Macgyvering Out of a Bad Situation: Matt Damon in The Martian
Best Bros: Finn and Poe in The Force Awakens
Weirdest Representation of a Real Person: Jack Black’s kind of dickish RL Stine in Goosebumps
Best Adaptation of a Vin Diesel D&D Campaign: The Last Witch Hunter
Weirdest Credits Sequence: Spectre
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1mBkKN7WA0
Movie That Should Have Been One Part: Mockingjay
Best Ultra Violent Kurt Russell Western: The Hateful Eight (Runner Up: Bone Tomahawk)
“For the Love of God! Give the Boy an Oscar!” Award: Leonardo DiCaprio
Ass Kickers of the Year: Max and Furiosa in Mad Max: Fury Road (Runners Up: Ethan Hunt and Ilsa Faust in MI: Rogue Nation, Agent Hobbs in Furious 7, Rey in The Force Awakens)
Steven Seagal Direct to DVD Award, Powered by Lighting Energy Drink: Close Range
Jason Statham Award for Excellence in Stathaming: Furious 7
Lincoln Hawks Memorial Over the Top Award: Kung Fury
Kick Ass Movie of the Year: Star Wars: The Force Awakens
