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Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales

Starring: Johnny Depp, Javier Bardem, Geoffrey Rush, Brenton Thwaites, Kaya Scodelario, Orlando Bloom

Directed by: Espen Sandberg, Joachim Rønning

Plot: Captain Jack Sparrow searches for the trident of Poseidon while being hunted by ghost pirate Captain Salazar

Rotten Tomatoes Freshness: 31%

Critic Consensus: “Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales proves that neither a change in directors nor an undead Javier Bardem is enough to drain this sinking franchise’s murky bilge”

Batwatch

Starring: Dwayne Johnson, Zac Effron, Alexandria Daddario, Kelly Rohrbach, Jon Bass, Priyanka Chopra, Ilfenesh Hadera

Directed by: Seth Gordon

Plot: Devoted lifeguard Mitch Buchannon butts heads with a brash new recruit. Together, they uncover a local criminal plot that threatens the future of the Bay.

RT Freshness: 19%

Critic Consensus: “Baywatch takes its source material’s jiggle factor to R-rated levels, but lacks the original’s campy charm — and leaves its charming stars flailing in the shallows”

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