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Action Hero of the Week: Joe Marshall

Name: Joe Marshall

Occupation: SDPD Detective transferred to LAPD

Family: N/A

Allies: Frank Washington, Captain Roma, Peggy, Jennifer, Detective Higgins, Captain Robert Harmon

Enemies: Fuj Fujiyama and the Katanas, Yamashita, Okamura, Dogge Sakamoto, Carter, Linton Kitano, Mola Ram

Weapon(s) of Choice: Taurus PT92, katana sword

Body Count: N/A

Memorable Quote: “Now I’m telling these son-of-a-bitches that we respect the Japanese of this country, who are honest businessmen. And yeah, this is the land of opportunity for legitimate business, not for death merchants who distribute drugs to our children through schools and on the streets. Now I’m telling these motherfuckers that if they continue killing our children to make their precious millions that they deposit in their secret Swiss bank accounts, counselor, before your last suit even gets off the court clerk’s desk, I’ll have their stinking bodies in garbage bags and ship them back to Japan for fertilizer. Got it?”

See Joe in Action:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xb68HQUivfM

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