The 19th Annual Kick Ass Awards
It’s Oscars time again but before Hollywood hands out their awards on Sunday, it’s time once again for Everything Action to award the best and worst of 2024 with the 19th Annual Kick Ass Awards. There’s plenty to celebrate and denigrate from last year and what movie will win Kick Ass Movie of the Year? Check out all the awards below.
Most Unrealistic Portrayal of a Phishing Scammer: The Beekeeper
Worst Heist Movie: Lift
Worst Twist: Elly Conway’s true identity in Argylle
Worst Sony’s Spider-Man Universe Movie of 2024: Kraven the Hunter (Runners Up: Madame Web, Venom: The Last Dance)
Most Blatant Product Placement: Pepsi in Madame Web
Most Visually Striking Movie: Dune: Part Two
Worst Wedding: Millie Bobby Brown being sacrificed to a dragon in Damsel
Pain Don’t Hurt Award: Jake Gyllenhaal as Dalton in Road House
The “Not Everyone Needs a Subplot” Award: Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire
Best Movie Where a Young Nun Uncovers a Conspiracy and is Impregnated with a Demonic Baby: The First Omen (Runner Up: Immaculate)
Scariest Late-Night Talk Show: Late Night with the Devil
Most Fun Dan Stevens Performance: Trapper in Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire (Runners Up: Abigail and Cuckoo)
Worst Job: Photojournalist in the alternate future of Civil War
Worst Use of Slow Motion: The Endless Wheat Harvesting in Rebel Moon Part 2: The Scargiver
Most Questionable “Based on Actual Events”: The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare
Best Tribute to Hollywood Stuntmen: The Fall Guy
Most Over-the-Top Villain: Dementus in Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga
Best Character Dynamic Flip: Bad Boys: Ride or Die
Best Accent Off: The Bikeriders
Best Supporting Cat: Frodo from A Quiet Place: Day One
Most Obvious Villain: Kevin Bacon in Beverly Hills Cop: Axel F
Most Disastrous Release Strategy: Horizon: An American Saga Part 1
Seediest Movie: MaXXXine
Freakiest Nicolas Cage Performance: Longlegs
Best Reimagining of a 90s Classic: Twisters
Best Fanservice: Deadpool & Wolverine
Best Album From a Fictional Pop Star in a Horror Movie: Lady Raven by Saleka from Trap (Runner Up: Smile 2: The Skye Riley EP)
Most Boston Movie of 2024: The Instigators
Best Fight Scenes: The Shadow Strays
Worst Video Game Adaptation: Borderlands
Biggest Behind-the-Scenes Disaster: It Ends With Us
Worst Use of Deepfake Technology: Resurrecting Ian Holm in Alien: Romulus
Worst Remake of a Beloved Cult Classic: The Crow
Most Obsessed With Crossword Puzzles: The Killer
Most in Need of Cutting Some Subplots: Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice
Best Use of CQC: Rebel Ridge
Fun Movie That No One Saw: The Killer’s Game
Best Buddy Crime Scene Cleaners: George Clooney and Brad Pitt in Wolfs
Most Disgusting Eating Performance: Dennis Quaid in The Substance
Most Hilarious Out-of-Context Clip of 2024: “Go Back to the Club” from Megalopolis
Most Rushed Stephen King Adaptation: Salem’s Lot
Worst Musical of 2024: Joker: Folie a Deux
Most Violent Holiday Movie: Terrifier 3
Most Unearned Sentimental Send Off: Venom: The Last Dance’s Maroon 5 montage
Best Legal Conundrum: Juror #2
Best Religious TED Talk Disguised as a Horror Movie: Heretic
The Most “Red Notice” Movie of 2024: Red One
Biggest Fan of Gladiator: Gladiator II
Most Ridiculous Russell Crowe Performance: Kraven the Hunter (Runner Up: The Exorcism)
Best Holiday Action Movie: Carry-On
Best Dance Sequence: Jim Carrey and Jim Carrey in Sonic the Hedgehog 3
Ass Kicker of the Year: Colt Seavers
Jason Statham Award For Excellence in Stathaming: The Beekeeper
The Lincoln Hawks Memorial Over the Top Award: Bad Boys: Ride or Die
Kick Ass Movie of 2024: Deadpool & Wolverine
