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Review: Madame Web

February 20, 2024

While Sony’s Spider-Man Universe™ has given us the absolute highs of the animated Spider-Verse, it’s also given us slop like Morbius and, somehow, Madame Web is even worse.  In fact, it’s one of the worst superhero/comic book movies ever made.

Review: Argylle

February 6, 2024

Matthew Vaughn returns to the world of espionage with Argylle but unfortunately, the movie prioritizes plot twists at the expense of everything else, like interesting character development.

Review: The Beekeeper

January 16, 2024

Jason Statham has recently had a string of mediocre to just plain terrible movies (*cough* Expend4bles *cough*), with only Wrath of Man delivering what we really want from Statham.  The Beekeeper is thankfully peak Statham and utterly ridiculous in almost every way.

Review: The Marvels

November 14, 2023

Although it had the lowest opening weekend ever for the MCU, The Marvels isn’t a total disaster but it is kind of a mess lifted by its main trio of stars and some fun action.

Review: Five Nights at Freddy’s

October 30, 2023

Between The Last of Us, The Super Mario Bros. Movie, and even Twisted Metal, it’s been a banner year for video game adaptations but Five Nights at Freddy’s doesn’t quite hit the mark of any of those other adaptations.

Review: The Creator

October 3, 2023

After tackling Godzilla and Star Wars, Gareth Edwards delivers an original sci-fi movie with The Creator, which is full of stunning visuals and action sequences but feels a bit derivative as far as the plot and characters.

Review: Dark Asset

September 25, 2023

Out now in theaters and on VOD/On Demand, Dark Asset features Byron Mann as the mysterious John Doe, who is part of a secret program to create super soldiers via microchips implanted in their brains.

Review: The Equalizer 3

September 5, 2023

Denzel Washington returned for the third and final time this past weekend as Robert McCall, aka The Equalizer, in a solid action thriller that proves Denzel is still one of the all-time greatest badass action stars.

Review: King of Killers

September 1, 2023

Frank Grillo challenges several of the best assassins in the world to try and take him down in the new action thriller King of Killers, out now in select theaters and VOD/Digital.

Review: Blue Beetle

August 22, 2023

As the old DC Universe continues its death knell at the box office, Blue Beetle is a solid and fun intro to the character, even if it doesn’t do anything you haven’t really seen before in other superhero movies.