Review: The Amazing Spider-Man 2
Summer 2014 kicks off with the flashy but incredibly messy sequel to 2012 Amazing Spider-Man that suffers from way too many plots and changes it’s villains in ways that will probably piss off comic fans.
Review: Brick Mansions
The final full movie featuring Paul Walker is also a fun action showcase for David Belle and his insane parkour skills, if you can suspend your disbelief for the crazy, dumb plot.
Review: Transcendence
Johnny Depp essentially becomes Skynet in the new techno-thriller Transcendence but it’s less Terminator and more The Net.
Review: Sabotage
The impossible has happened; We must give an Arnold movie a bad review, as Sabotage is a rotten mess full of possibly the most terrible assholes ever put on screen, or at least since Pain & Gain.
Review: Muppets Most Wanted
After a triumphant return in 2011’s The Muppets, the gang is back for a European tour but Kermit is replaced by evil criminal mastermind, Constantine, who’s using the tour as a front for his scheme to steal the British crown jewels.
Review: Need for Speed
Aaron Paul slips behind the wheel of some of the world’s fastest cars for an adaptation of the EA racing series, Need for Speed.
Review: Non-Stop
Liam Neeson is back for another action thriller, this time as Air Marshal Bill Marks trying to find a killer on a plane going from NYC to London in Non-Stop.
Review: Robocop
The original Robocop is one the pillars of Everything Action, so can the remake even hope to compare?
Review: Double Van Dammage
JCVD has had two movies recently hit Video on Demand, the old school action of Enemies Closer and his first foray into comedy with Welcome to the Jungle.
Review: The LEGO Movie
If you don’t want to experience 100 minutes of pure, nerdy joy, than you probably shouldn’t see The Lego Movie, as that is exactly what you get.
Review: I, Frankenstein
Aaron Eckhart stars as Frankenstein’s Monster in the dumb with a capital D, I, Frankenstein, where demons and gargoyles battle in a secret war over the fate of humanity.