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It’s time to Face/Off against a Hard Target, is this Mission, Impossible? Maybe but at least it’s not a Broken Arrow. Paycheck!

Can I get my “longest post title ever” award? It was the cleverest way I could think of too incorporate all the movies we talked about this week. Anyway, we got bullets to dodge and doves to fly so let’s get into it.

Face/Off:

Sean Archer (Travolta) vs Castor Troy (Cage) in the beginning of the movie:

video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0Q6lgdSpc0

Oh, so that’s why it’s called Face/Off!

video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQhO2_QvrKo

Is this the most conflicting music choice ever? You decide

video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDSJubIJL2U

Basically all the action of Face/Off in one epic minute:

video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5j3tpIrKvrI

Hard Target:

Van Damme and his mullet don’t stand for mistreating ladies (ridiculous slo-mo warning):

video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oG7mkW-jq6c

Van Damme’s mullet is bullet AND fire proof!:

video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TtdD8_OQ08

Don’t mess with Wilford’s moonshine:

video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrlON5A_aBw

The Mummy, bad enough, The Mummy with a Shotgun? You’re basically fucked:

video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-lqZ5zxvzg

The awesome finale featuring the classic “Grenade down the pants” gag:

video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lREkKNhrdrs

Arnold Vosoloo and Lance Henriksen show off their expert people skills:

video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTYYuz34hsg

Van Damme’s had it with these mother fucking snakes in this mother fucking swamp!:

video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1KNj1PQHnA

Mission Impossible II:

Oh man, Ethan Hunt is so EXTREME!!!!:

video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=go56fxcclwY

The official theme song for MI2 was by Limp Bizkit!??!:

video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJYYcr84FAk

Anthony Hopkins, uncredited and awesome:

video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZ_QfKQNzWY

Brian thinks that end of this fight is ridiculous even by John Woo standards, you be the judge (no sound):

video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gq3instJkyI

Oh, the emotion and drama of this scene as evidenced by the choir and slo-mo:

video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2T-xiqsRoU

This is too great not to post, Tom Cruise kills Oprah:

video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRbhE3GRiUE

More proof that Ben Stiller knows “Why is Tom Cruise?”:

video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9Kty0DXD-8

Broken Arrow:

All Righty, here is the entire movie in 205 seconds, you’re welcome:

video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JeSaGA3w6uQ

“hush, hush!”:

video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PuIldOfHHdA

The final fight scene featuring the amazing acting of Howie Long and Travolta taking a missile through the chest:

video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0PPn1oHdOE

Paycheck:

Trailer:

video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BOOQdiGVCo

I’m gonna go out on a limb and say that Affleck is probably buzzed if not drunk during this interview:

video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RAgdxULDds

Affleck on SNL, actually not bad:

video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAyV0zoxt6Y

Family Guy, probably more true than not when it comes to Ben Affleck:

video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tA8mMI1ufmo

Picks of the Week!:

Zach- Transformers on DVD:

video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGlFtFFoI74

Brian: Radiohead – In Rainbows, Baseball Playoffs and Planet Terror on DVD:

video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BeZBGSy_HMM

Check us out on Monday when we will probably say “GET OFF MY PLANE!!” too many times with Air Force One.

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