Can I get my “longest post title ever” award? It was the cleverest way I could think of too incorporate all the movies we talked about this week. Anyway, we got bullets to dodge and doves to fly so let’s get into it.
Face/Off:
Sean Archer (Travolta) vs Castor Troy (Cage) in the beginning of the movie:
video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0Q6lgdSpc0
Oh, so that’s why it’s called Face/Off!
video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQhO2_QvrKo
Is this the most conflicting music choice ever? You decide
video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDSJubIJL2U
Basically all the action of Face/Off in one epic minute:
video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5j3tpIrKvrI
Hard Target:
Van Damme and his mullet don’t stand for mistreating ladies (ridiculous slo-mo warning):
video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oG7mkW-jq6c
Van Damme’s mullet is bullet AND fire proof!:
video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TtdD8_OQ08
Don’t mess with Wilford’s moonshine:
video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrlON5A_aBw
The Mummy, bad enough, The Mummy with a Shotgun? You’re basically fucked:
video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-lqZ5zxvzg
The awesome finale featuring the classic “Grenade down the pants” gag:
video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lREkKNhrdrs
Arnold Vosoloo and Lance Henriksen show off their expert people skills:
video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTYYuz34hsg
Van Damme’s had it with these mother fucking snakes in this mother fucking swamp!:
video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1KNj1PQHnA
Mission Impossible II:
Oh man, Ethan Hunt is so EXTREME!!!!:
video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=go56fxcclwY
The official theme song for MI2 was by Limp Bizkit!??!:
video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJYYcr84FAk
Anthony Hopkins, uncredited and awesome:
video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZ_QfKQNzWY
Brian thinks that end of this fight is ridiculous even by John Woo standards, you be the judge (no sound):
video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gq3instJkyI
Oh, the emotion and drama of this scene as evidenced by the choir and slo-mo:
video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2T-xiqsRoU
This is too great not to post, Tom Cruise kills Oprah:
video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRbhE3GRiUE
More proof that Ben Stiller knows “Why is Tom Cruise?”:
video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9Kty0DXD-8
Broken Arrow:
All Righty, here is the entire movie in 205 seconds, you’re welcome:
video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JeSaGA3w6uQ
“hush, hush!”:
video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PuIldOfHHdA
The final fight scene featuring the amazing acting of Howie Long and Travolta taking a missile through the chest:
video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0PPn1oHdOE
Paycheck:
Trailer:
video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BOOQdiGVCo
I’m gonna go out on a limb and say that Affleck is probably buzzed if not drunk during this interview:
video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RAgdxULDds
Affleck on SNL, actually not bad:
video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAyV0zoxt6Y
Family Guy, probably more true than not when it comes to Ben Affleck:
video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tA8mMI1ufmo
Picks of the Week!:
Zach- Transformers on DVD:
video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGlFtFFoI74
Brian: Radiohead – In Rainbows, Baseball Playoffs and Planet Terror on DVD:
video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BeZBGSy_HMM
Check us out on Monday when we will probably say “GET OFF MY PLANE!!” too many times with Air Force One.