Welcome to the Double Deuce

The kind of place where blood is on the floor every night.  Fortunately the world’s greatest bouncer, Dalton, shows up to clean up the mess.  Let’s take a look at Dalton’s brand of philosophy and ass kicking.

Trailer:

video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POfnFjyHiRw

A taste of the Rifftrax version:

video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzqhQG4AZO8

The staff learns what it’s like under Dalton Law:

video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojPVOhHhwnk

Dalton shows everyone at the Double Deuce who’s in charge:

video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91AcS4hZekY

Even a razor blade in a shoe is no match for Dalton:

video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kn96jR5Geyk

Brad Wesley assembles his crack team of goons:

video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFG0-iBXTcc

Pain Don’ Hurt:

video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygiLUrJJjnM

A tribute video to “the best cooler in the business”:

video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5o6QGBNv58w

After Brad Wesely tries to stick it to Dalton by having his girlfriend give him a lap dance (Huh?) he sics his cross earing wearing, kung fu henchmen Jimmy on him:

video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVOW9FUdZxo

Dalton must defend the precious beer from Wesley’s goons:

video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jX7W7wt7aRg

Another musical tribute to the movie, this time with The Jeff Healey Band’s classic “When the Night Comes Calling” (As heard over the end credits):

video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWkKrc2XjOY

The Doors and John Lee Hooker gives us the song that partially inspired the movie, Roadhouse Blues:

video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxJpFM10yxI

Dalton manages to get the last laugh however:

video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5E4GEUkgq1U