The kind of place where blood is on the floor every night. Fortunately the world’s greatest bouncer, Dalton, shows up to clean up the mess. Let’s take a look at Dalton’s brand of philosophy and ass kicking.
Trailer:
video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POfnFjyHiRw
A taste of the Rifftrax version:
video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzqhQG4AZO8
The staff learns what it’s like under Dalton Law:
video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojPVOhHhwnk
Dalton shows everyone at the Double Deuce who’s in charge:
video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91AcS4hZekY
Even a razor blade in a shoe is no match for Dalton:
video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kn96jR5Geyk
Brad Wesley assembles his crack team of goons:
video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFG0-iBXTcc
Pain Don’ Hurt:
video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygiLUrJJjnM
A tribute video to “the best cooler in the business”:
video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5o6QGBNv58w
After Brad Wesely tries to stick it to Dalton by having his girlfriend give him a lap dance (Huh?) he sics his cross earing wearing, kung fu henchmen Jimmy on him:
video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVOW9FUdZxo
Dalton must defend the precious beer from Wesley’s goons:
video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jX7W7wt7aRg
Another musical tribute to the movie, this time with The Jeff Healey Band’s classic “When the Night Comes Calling” (As heard over the end credits):
video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWkKrc2XjOY
The Doors and John Lee Hooker gives us the song that partially inspired the movie, Roadhouse Blues:
video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxJpFM10yxI
Dalton manages to get the last laugh however:
video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5E4GEUkgq1U