The 5th Annual Kick Ass Awards
It’s the end of another year and that of course means that’s it time for our annual Kick Ass Awards, celebrating the best, brightest and most ridiculous that the world of cinema had to offer this year.
Best Soundtrack: Scott Pilgrim vs The World
Best Score: Tron: Legacy
Best Cameo: Bruce Willis/Arnold Schwarzenegger in The Expendables
Best New TV Show: The Walking Dead
MIA Award: The Red Dawn Remake
Best Exaggeration of Real Life Events: Unstoppable
Best Titular Line: Faster
- “Is he as fast as you?” “He’s FASTER”
Best Use of 3D: Jackass 3D
Most Realistic Use of Computers: The Social Network
Wicked Awesome (aka Best Boston Accents Award) Award: The Town
Mind Fuck of the Year: Inception
Best Erasing of Past Movies: Predators pretending Predators 2 never happened
Most Horrifying Moment: The Toy Story gang almost burning in an incinerator
Best Commercial for China: The Karate Kid
Best Team of Covert Operatives/Mercenaries: The Expendables
Just Getting to the Good Part Award: Robin Hood
Best Comic Book Movie: Scott Pilgrim vs The World
Biggest Plot Holes: Clash of the Titans
Warmed Our Cold Hearts Award: Toy Story 3
Best Time Travel Device: Hot Tub Time Machine
The “That’s Enough Tim Burton” Award: Alice in Wonderland
Best Buddy Cops: The Other Guys
M. Night Shymalan “What a Twist!” Award: Shutter Island
Road to Recovery Award: Nicolas Cage
Good Timing Award: Edge of Darkness, coming out a few months before Mel’s implosion
Steven Seagal Direct to DVD Award: The Killing Machine
Lincoln Hawks Memorial Over the Top Award: The A-Team
Ass Kicker of the Year: The Expendables
Movie of the Year: The Expendables
