Musical Montage: Shark Night 3D Cast “Shark Bite”
In the wake of Sharknado, Shark Night 3D has basically been forgotten but one thing we should never forget, lest it happen again, is the horrific rap by the cast that is the “bonus” easter egg of the movie. Directed by Snakes on Plane’s David R. Ellis, Shark Night followed the usual group of dumb ass college kids who head to the lake for a drunken weekend but find that some rednecks have unleashed a swarm of sharks that start killing the kids one by one. Apparently there was either lots of free time or they just had so much fun on set because the entire cast recorded a rap song called “Shark Bite” that finds each actor briefly giving a gangsta rap recap of their characters arc in the movie. It is unbelievably, offensively bad and I could not believe it was happening when I first saw it come up while cleaning the theater at my weekend job at a theater. Since we are doomed to repeat history if we don’t learn from it, the rap video is below so that we can make sure this never happens again.
