Ladies and gentlemen, President Chuck Norris…

Okay, maybe not, but some people can dream. Chuck himself even wrote an online column detailing what he’d do if he was elected. Hey, if Arnie can control Cal-ee-fornia, then Chuck can definitely be the commander-in-chief kickass.

Some personal favorites:

– Increase jobs in America by sending ninja teams to sabotage and steal them back from other countries
– Hang Saddam Hussein (Whoops – scratch that – already did it undercover).
– Expose the real WMDs – my fists and feet.
– Personally smoke out bin Laden by myself and round-house kick him all the way back to America, where my United Fighting Arts Federation will handle the justice issues.

Check out the rest here.