Okay, maybe not, but some people can dream. Chuck himself even wrote an online column detailing what he’d do if he was elected. Hey, if Arnie can control Cal-ee-fornia, then Chuck can definitely be the commander-in-chief kickass.
Some personal favorites:
– Increase jobs in America by sending ninja teams to sabotage and steal them back from other countries
– Hang Saddam Hussein (Whoops – scratch that – already did it undercover).
– Expose the real WMDs – my fists and feet.
– Personally smoke out bin Laden by myself and round-house kick him all the way back to America, where my United Fighting Arts Federation will handle the justice issues.
Check out the rest here.