All right, the first two aren’t true, we aren’t Les Grossman, but we can give you some awesome bonus videos from this summer’s big movies.
Iron Man and Batman try to convince you why their respective movies are better:
video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlLeCu63HCA
Real Life Kung Fu Pandas, not as exciting:
video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJYQquOavnw
“Go Speed Racer Go” music video
video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khUwWF-MbY8
-Fun Fact: Did you know that an episode of the old Speed Racer cartoon had the same plot as the movie Gymkata?
What do you automatically think of when someone says “Chronicles of Narnia”? That’s right, Lazy Sunday.
video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AiTHOMPYHTA
Indiana Jones takes on his greatest challenge, the ladies of Sex and the City:
video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmsThkqlljM
The “best” scenes from You Don’t Mess with the Zohan:
video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3JKfcZOZ8w
Want to see all the crazy deaths from The Happening? Here they are:
video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXTIHZpyDNE
Now you everyone can easily come up with twist endings, just like M. Night with the Twist Generator:
video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_-vAloSSBM
Stewie walks away sad to the sad walking away music from the Incredible Hulk:
video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1Ux0KxPO_g
A tribute to the classic that is Pumping Iron with Arnold and Lou “Incredible Hulk” Ferigno:
video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQvZGAfboKI
Steve Carrell has some airplane bathroom troubles in Get Smart:
video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99ALc7B9BC8
Instead of suffering through anything from The Love Guru lets just watch the classic Justin Timberlake SNL Sketch “Omletteville”:
Wall-E just hanging out in the junkyard:
video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmSMNsgUK9s
Hancock helps out the LAPD during a bank robbery:
video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grEkIq8ClZc
How can we have a movie with Jason Bateman and not mention Arrested Development?
video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYVnosKj8i4
Hellboy invades Ghost Hunters, Inside the Actor’s Studio, American Gladiators and more:
video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cDO5kDqQDw
While searching for Wanted clips I found the music video for Bon Jovi’s “Wanted Dead or Alive”, which is infinitely more enjoyable:
video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFro05ieV5c
Fun Fact: The Earth’s core is powered by “Don’t Stop Believing”:
video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjJ-Qe73boQ
The much talked about pencil trick by the Joker:
video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KX3OriDpgg
Batman might need to see someone about his throat condition:
video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2yv8aT0UFc
I’m suprised the Shutterbugs didn’t think of this first, The Dark Knight trailer reenacted by kids:
video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xy673zWHUOw
Tim Burton and Jack Nicholson went for a different kind of tone with the original Batman movie, and by tone I mean Prince music:
video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tgxIWgJ_DE
“Dad, it’s Shark Week!!”:
video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFWjrWHecGk
Brennan and Dale want to build bunk beds:
video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCQsDdwR5yw
Huff N’ Doback presents “Boats N’ Hoes”, a Prestige Worldwide video:
video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Veqz8W98iA
Video evidence of how stupid The Mummy 3 is, specifically 1:13 seconds in:
video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGq16wQeeYQ
The Pineapple Express Comic Con panel, the highlight of which is the Human Giant boys crashing the Q&A line and asking nothing but Frank Miller related questions:
video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCX8ykiWh5Y
Ben Stiller decides that he, Jack Black and Robert Downey Jr. need to make a viral video for Tropic Thunder:
video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBNVJG15tGs
The trailer for “Rain of Madness” the fake documentary for the fake movie in the movie, my brain hurts (oh, it’s also free on iTunes):
video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYxM_4LJs4g
So there you go, a whole summer of craziness in one post. Be sure to come back tomorrow for our first weekly top 5 list.